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In need of some psychoanalysis on the go? Looking for a different kind of virtual pet? We’ve got the answer:
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Don’t waste your hard earned money on gimmicky features like feet and spleens or elbows. Pocket Sigmund comes with the only part you really need in a shrink: a head. Suspended in our patented nutrient rich synaptic solution your Pocket Sigmund will last indefinitely with minimal maintenance, and is always ready to listen to your most insane ramblings!
To care for your Pocket Sigmund all you need to do is:
Pocket Sigmund!
We have analyzed the DNA of the father of psychoanalysis himself, Sigmund Freud, and created a perfect pocket sized clone that you can use to cure all sorts of psychological complexes and neurotic episodes anywhere and anytime... Ok, maybe he’s not a perfect clone and maybe his advice wont cure anything at all but he tries his best!
Don’t waste your hard earned money on gimmicky features like feet and spleens or elbows. Pocket Sigmund comes with the only part you really need in a shrink: a head. Suspended in our patented nutrient rich synaptic solution your Pocket Sigmund will last indefinitely with minimal maintenance, and is always ready to listen to your most insane ramblings!
To care for your Pocket Sigmund all you need to do is:
- Feed him when he’s hungry.
- Scratch him when he is itchy..
- Make sure he gets some sleep now and then..
- talk to him about your problems..
- Includes a selection of hats and glasses that you can outfit your Pocket Sigmund with.